This is a one-shot Nancy/Ned fic where I’ve reimagined their first meeting -and it’s written from Ned’s point of view. Set in the 1930s in the Mystery Stories universe, it’s totally clean and totally PG.
— Why I have not started watching “Orange is the New Black”. Why?
—What color to make my fingernails and toenails. Right now, they are mint green and coral, respectively, and changes must be made.
—Which Amy’s Organic frozen meal I should try next? Tonight’s dinner was the cheese tamale with rice and beans, which was not nearly as delicioso as the cheese enchilada with black beans I tried last week.
—Why Bath and Body Works put just about every other fragrance on sale during their semi-annual sale EXCEPT the ones I wanted. Bastards.
—Fancy Feast, why do you think cats need appetizers? They have lived for thousands of years without them, right? What’s next, after-dinner cordials and sorbet between courses?