A baby tiger being taken care of and washed up.
Being bathed is so incredibly tiresome that one must nap afterwards.
AKA, “What I say every single day I go into the office.”
Best blush ever? Yes, ma’am.
This is so unbelievably gorgeous that I don’t have words. Just _________.
If I could, I’d give each of you a cupcake and a tissue.
(littlemsmessy would get two cupcakes, a liquor shot of her choosing, and a hug.)
Thank you. (Sob) It was just…really (sob) so so hard to write this. I…
Was that a DARE, polkadottedmars? Are you daring us to make it even more angsty than we had already planned? Game on, girlfriend.
oh i hope so.
If not, we need to get on that, ASAP. He could take people out using weapons made of lemongrass chiffonade and asiago breadsticks.
Ohhhhhhhh, so pretty. I want to do this!
Yes, it’s true - I’ve updated yet another fanfic this weekend. This one isn’t for the kiddies, though - it’s NC-17 all the way.
So, this commercial I just saw. Why have they ruined two perfectly good Fiats by racing them through the ocean? From where did all of these party people spontaneously appear? Why is Pitbull dancing spastically on the beach while wearing a tuxedo? These are not rhetorical questions.